Is It Too Early In The Game To Confess...

[teddy_radiator]

...that I'm really having fun with my exchange fic? Have I just jinxed it? Do I need to perform some sort of ritual to counterbalance it, like chanting naked in a graveyard at 1am wearing purple feathers? Does it matter where I put the feathers? Am I a babbling airhead? Is that a bad thing?

Jeez, I need some coffee...

Comments

[mimimanderly.livejournal.com]

No. No. Yes, you must do that EXACTLY! The butt seems a much overlooked place as far as decorations go. Maybe just a TAD. No, not at all.

Here. Have a cup on me.

[teddyradiator.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, thank you. I feel much better now...

[teddyradiator.livejournal.com]

I just suddenly had a vision of me dancing around the tombstone of Mrs. Bertha Potts clad in nothing but warpaint and purple feathers protruding from my posterior and lurching around like a demented chicken. I can't stop giggling.

I'm writing smut today. Not because of the chicken dance, but just because I'm at that point in the story. And I just thought you'd like to know.

[mimimanderly.livejournal.com]

ROFL! Thanks, Teddy! Now that image is haunting me, too! Oh! And I forgot to mention that the ritual requires you to wear a plastic chicken beak as well!

[teddyradiator.livejournal.com]

DURN! Where do I have to put THAT?

[mimimanderly.livejournal.com]

*Iz exasperated* Over your nose and mouth, you.... I MEAN... you need TWO. One over each breast.

[teddyradiator.livejournal.com]

That's brilliant! I might start doing that just as an everyday accessory - I see a new trend starting!

[mimimanderly.livejournal.com]

Yes! Screw Lady Gaga and her conical bra! We will have the chicken beak bra! It will be all the rage, I tell you!

[teddyradiator.livejournal.com]

Inspired. I've got chills.

[justpinkpastel.livejournal.com]

I think that lots and lots of glitter needs to be in there. Glitter. All over. So much glitter that you will find some still on you two weeks after the ritual.

[teddyradiator.livejournal.com]

So much glitter that you will find some still on you...

On my WHAT?

[justpinkpastel.livejournal.com]

Well, that's for you to tell us... with pictures!