Teddy Radiator

No. No. Yes, you must do that EXACTLY! The butt seems a much overlooked place as far as decorations go. Maybe just a TAD. No, not at all.

Here. Have a cup on me.

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Ah, yes, thank you. I feel much better now...

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I just suddenly had a vision of me dancing around the tombstone of Mrs. Bertha Potts clad in nothing but warpaint and purple feathers protruding from my posterior and lurching around like a demented chicken. I can't stop giggling.

I'm writing smut today. Not because of the chicken dance, but just because I'm at that point in the story. And I just thought you'd like to know.

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ROFL! Thanks, Teddy! Now that image is haunting me, too! Oh! And I forgot to mention that the ritual requires you to wear a plastic chicken beak as well!

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DURN! Where do I have to put THAT?

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*Iz exasperated* Over your nose and mouth, you.... I MEAN... you need TWO. One over each breast.

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That's brilliant! I might start doing that just as an everyday accessory - I see a new trend starting!

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Yes! Screw Lady Gaga and her conical bra! We will have the chicken beak bra! It will be all the rage, I tell you!

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Inspired. I've got chills.

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I think that lots and lots of glitter needs to be in there. Glitter. All over. So much glitter that you will find some still on you two weeks after the ritual.

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So much glitter that you will find some still on you...

On my WHAT?

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Well, that's for you to tell us... with pictures!

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If you do that, you must take pictures and send them to me. It's... ummm... a requirement for the ritual. Yeah! That's right, a requirement for the ritual.

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Dang! And you people call me a perv.... :)

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I hide my perversity very well, at times.

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Oh, don't do that! Here in the South, we LOVE our perverts. We don't try to hide them - we bring 'em into the parlour and show 'em off!

(with thanks to Designing Women)

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No you don't.

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Thanks, Mimi. Way to put it bluntly.

I must tell you, I am getting strange looks from the neighbors outside because I am laughing so hard at your comment and your picture!

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You haven't been to too many family reunions in South Carolina, I take it?

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Ooo! GOOD CATCH, Pink! Yes, that's a VERY important part of the ritual -- the Taking of the Photos. Followed by the Posting of the Photos.

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Well, as people say, "Pics or it didn't happen!"

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That would just be scary. I think all the powers that be would just lay down and die - be no help to anyone.

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tudorpot.livejournal.com

Peacock feathers my dear.

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NICE touch!!!

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morethansirius.livejournal.com

~Squees for you.~

No rituals required. Just celebrate the fun and run with it! I just can't wait for the Exchange to start. It's like waiting for Christmas.

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Yep, it's turning into a right old monster - but I'll be done on time! Yep... I'll be done.... eeep!

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morethansirius.livejournal.com

Just a bit of advice...
If you do go with the peacock feathers in your ritual, you might want to read Shiv's post first. Apparently they are scratchy little buggers. Wouldn't want you hurting anything important!

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