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...that I'm really having fun with my exchange fic? Have I just jinxed it? Do I need to perform some sort of ritual to counterbalance it, like chanting naked in a graveyard at 1am wearing purple feathers? Does it matter where I put the feathers? Am I a babbling airhead? Is that a bad thing?

Jeez, I need some coffee...

Date: 2011-06-14 01:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reg-flint.livejournal.com
Fun is allowed. I wish I was doing as well with LuciusBigBang.

Date: 2011-06-14 01:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mimimanderly.livejournal.com
No. No. Yes, you must do that EXACTLY! The butt seems a much overlooked place as far as decorations go. Maybe just a TAD. No, not at all.

Here. Have a cup on me.

Date: 2011-06-14 01:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teddyradiator.livejournal.com
Ah, yes, thank you. I feel much better now...

Date: 2011-06-14 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teddyradiator.livejournal.com
I just suddenly had a vision of me dancing around the tombstone of Mrs. Bertha Potts clad in nothing but warpaint and purple feathers protruding from my posterior and lurching around like a demented chicken. I can't stop giggling.

I'm writing smut today. Not because of the chicken dance, but just because I'm at that point in the story. And I just thought you'd like to know.

Date: 2011-06-14 02:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mimimanderly.livejournal.com
ROFL! Thanks, Teddy! Now that image is haunting me, too! Oh! And I forgot to mention that the ritual requires you to wear a plastic chicken beak as well!

Date: 2011-06-14 02:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teddyradiator.livejournal.com
DURN! Where do I have to put THAT?

Date: 2011-06-14 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mimimanderly.livejournal.com
*Iz exasperated* Over your nose and mouth, you.... I MEAN... you need TWO. One over each breast.

Date: 2011-06-14 02:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teddyradiator.livejournal.com
That's brilliant! I might start doing that just as an everyday accessory - I see a new trend starting!

Date: 2011-06-14 03:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mimimanderly.livejournal.com
Yes! Screw Lady Gaga and her conical bra! We will have the chicken beak bra! It will be all the rage, I tell you!

Date: 2011-06-14 03:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teddyradiator.livejournal.com
Inspired. I've got chills.

Date: 2011-06-14 03:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justpinkpastel.livejournal.com
I think that lots and lots of glitter needs to be in there. Glitter. All over. So much glitter that you will find some still on you two weeks after the ritual.

Date: 2011-06-14 03:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teddyradiator.livejournal.com
So much glitter that you will find some still on you...

On my WHAT?

Date: 2011-06-14 03:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justpinkpastel.livejournal.com
Well, that's for you to tell us... with pictures!

Date: 2011-06-14 02:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justpinkpastel.livejournal.com
If you do that, you must take pictures and send them to me. It's... ummm... a requirement for the ritual. Yeah! That's right, a requirement for the ritual.

Date: 2011-06-14 02:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teddyradiator.livejournal.com
Dang! And you people call me a perv.... :)

Date: 2011-06-14 02:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justpinkpastel.livejournal.com
I hide my perversity very well, at times.

Date: 2011-06-14 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teddyradiator.livejournal.com
Oh, don't do that! Here in the South, we LOVE our perverts. We don't try to hide them - we bring 'em into the parlour and show 'em off!


(with thanks to Designing Women)

Date: 2011-06-14 02:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justpinkpastel.livejournal.com
Thanks, Mimi. Way to put it bluntly.

I must tell you, I am getting strange looks from the neighbors outside because I am laughing so hard at your comment and your picture!

Date: 2011-06-14 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teddyradiator.livejournal.com
You haven't been to too many family reunions in South Carolina, I take it?

Date: 2011-06-14 02:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mimimanderly.livejournal.com
Ooo! GOOD CATCH, Pink! Yes, that's a VERY important part of the ritual -- the Taking of the Photos. Followed by the Posting of the Photos.

Date: 2011-06-14 02:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justpinkpastel.livejournal.com
Well, as people say, "Pics or it didn't happen!"

Date: 2011-06-14 02:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teddyradiator.livejournal.com
That would just be scary. I think all the powers that be would just lay down and die - be no help to anyone.

Date: 2011-06-14 03:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tudorpot.livejournal.com
Peacock feathers my dear.

Date: 2011-06-14 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teddyradiator.livejournal.com
NICE touch!!!

Date: 2011-06-15 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morethansirius.livejournal.com
~Squees for you.~

No rituals required. Just celebrate the fun and run with it! I just can't wait for the Exchange to start. It's like waiting for Christmas.

Date: 2011-06-15 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teddyradiator.livejournal.com
Yep, it's turning into a right old monster - but I'll be done on time! Yep... I'll be done.... eeep!

Date: 2011-06-15 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] morethansirius.livejournal.com
Just a bit of advice...
If you do go with the peacock feathers in your ritual, you might want to read Shiv's post first. Apparently they are scratchy little buggers. Wouldn't want you hurting anything important!

Date: 2011-06-15 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teddyradiator.livejournal.com
And therein lies the rub... hey, I just made a ....

god, I read too much smut.

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