Irrefutable Proof That Severus Snape Survived Nagini's Bite

[teddy_radiator]

Apparently he's alive and well and working at the airport. Please feel free to add your best caption to this - I've heard some beauts.

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[toblass.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

[teddyradiator.livejournal.com]

"Please do not leave your baggage unattended. People will think you're...up to something."

"Please board at gate 394."

[droxy.livejournal.com]

heee...

[bonsaibetz.livejournal.com]

'Damned Secrecy Statute. Would be so much easier with Portkeys and brooms.'

'Booking yet another Muggle into a giant metal winged suppository. Damn you, Dumbledore.'

'Could be worse. I could still be teaching Potions.'

*Sigh* 'I miss the smell of parchment and ink.'

[beffeysue.livejournal.com]

'Booking yet another Muggle into a giant metal winged suppository. Damn you, Dumbledore.'

LOL! This is brilliant.

[kellychambliss.livejournal.com]

Now I want to write a Snape-the-gate-agent AU! This guy looks perfect.

[kittylefish.livejournal.com]

it makes me want to read that, lol.

[beffeysue.livejournal.com]

Please do! I'd love to read it. I can hear Minerva now... "Severus! Just what are you up to now?"

[arwitchywoman.livejournal.com]

Which airline is he with? I'll buy a ticket to ride that broom.

[beffeysue.livejournal.com]

I'm with you, sister. I'll have what you're having!

[mimimanderly.livejournal.com]

You know, I'll bet he gets that all the time... and loves it. Why else the shaggy hair?

When Paul was dying his hair black, he would get that sometimes just on the basis of having long, black hair. Other than that, he was hardly Snapish (shorter nose, green eyes, pinkish hue to skin, not skinny) People tend to glom on to one feature and use it as a living Rorchach test. I know that I once started following someone that I spied across a parking lot who had long, black hair and a voluminous black coat. (No, that's not creepy at all, Mimi!) Turned out to be a female. Oh, well....

[starduchess.livejournal.com]

*muttering to himself* "Terrific, I just boarded another couple who obviously hasn't had all their proper vaccines and will come back carrying typhoid fever and infect the rest of the population. Why is this my life? Oh, yes, so I can sell the idiots my recovery potion and make a fortune."

[stuttermoan.livejournal.com]

Hey, I posted (http://silkedge.tumblr.com/post/114273132436/coolgrnmen-from-reddit-ran-into-the-snape-looking#notes) about that on tumblr! There's another angle of him, too. According to the original poster on imgur, the guy's pretty chill and is okay with his internet fame. I can't think of a good caption, but this reddit thread (http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2ztwk3/severus_gate_agent_snape/) has some good ones.