Of Course I Do!

[teddy_radiator]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In March I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In September I gave talesofsnape a kidney (1000 points). In October drinkingcocoa and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In August I didn't flush (-1 points). In February I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-8 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, Teddyradiator

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[reynardo.livejournal.com]

A spanking! A spanking! And then - the oral sex!

(Happy memories of a King Arthur themed New Year's Eve, where my family all went as people from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Yes, I was Zoot from Castle Anthrax.)

[teddyradiator.livejournal.com]

Your family sounds like good people to me! Happy Holidays, dear heart! ♥