Dancing is merely foreplay performed in a vertical position... with one's clothes on... in public.
At least, when it's done right, it is. When I dance, people think I'm having a seizure. They descend upon me in an effort to keep me from swallowing my tongue. Which is silly, because it's my partner's tongue that I'm usually trying to swallow!
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Date: 2011-02-21 04:08 am (UTC)At least, when it's done right, it is. When I dance, people think I'm having a seizure. They descend upon me in an effort to keep me from swallowing my tongue. Which is silly, because it's my partner's tongue that I'm usually trying to swallow!