Is It Too Early In The Game To Confess...

[teddy_radiator]

...that I'm really having fun with my exchange fic? Have I just jinxed it? Do I need to perform some sort of ritual to counterbalance it, like chanting naked in a graveyard at 1am wearing purple feathers? Does it matter where I put the feathers? Am I a babbling airhead? Is that a bad thing?

Jeez, I need some coffee...

Comments

[reg-flint.livejournal.com]

Fun is allowed. I wish I was doing as well with LuciusBigBang.

[mimimanderly.livejournal.com]

No. No. Yes, you must do that EXACTLY! The butt seems a much overlooked place as far as decorations go. Maybe just a TAD. No, not at all.

Here. Have a cup on me.

[teddyradiator.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, thank you. I feel much better now...

[justpinkpastel.livejournal.com]

If you do that, you must take pictures and send them to me. It's... ummm... a requirement for the ritual. Yeah! That's right, a requirement for the ritual.

[teddyradiator.livejournal.com]

I just suddenly had a vision of me dancing around the tombstone of Mrs. Bertha Potts clad in nothing but warpaint and purple feathers protruding from my posterior and lurching around like a demented chicken. I can't stop giggling.

I'm writing smut today. Not because of the chicken dance, but just because I'm at that point in the story. And I just thought you'd like to know.

[teddyradiator.livejournal.com]

Dang! And you people call me a perv.... :)

[justpinkpastel.livejournal.com]

I hide my perversity very well, at times.

[mimimanderly.livejournal.com]

ROFL! Thanks, Teddy! Now that image is haunting me, too! Oh! And I forgot to mention that the ritual requires you to wear a plastic chicken beak as well!

[teddyradiator.livejournal.com]

Oh, don't do that! Here in the South, we LOVE our perverts. We don't try to hide them - we bring 'em into the parlour and show 'em off!


(with thanks to Designing Women)

[mimimanderly.livejournal.com]

Ooo! GOOD CATCH, Pink! Yes, that's a VERY important part of the ritual -- the Taking of the Photos. Followed by the Posting of the Photos.

[teddyradiator.livejournal.com]

DURN! Where do I have to put THAT?

[mimimanderly.livejournal.com]

No you don't.

[justpinkpastel.livejournal.com]

Well, as people say, "Pics or it didn't happen!"

[teddyradiator.livejournal.com]

That would just be scary. I think all the powers that be would just lay down and die - be no help to anyone.

[justpinkpastel.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Mimi. Way to put it bluntly.

I must tell you, I am getting strange looks from the neighbors outside because I am laughing so hard at your comment and your picture!

[teddyradiator.livejournal.com]

You haven't been to too many family reunions in South Carolina, I take it?

[mimimanderly.livejournal.com]

*Iz exasperated* Over your nose and mouth, you.... I MEAN... you need TWO. One over each breast.

[teddyradiator.livejournal.com]

That's brilliant! I might start doing that just as an everyday accessory - I see a new trend starting!

[mimimanderly.livejournal.com]

Yes! Screw Lady Gaga and her conical bra! We will have the chicken beak bra! It will be all the rage, I tell you!

[teddyradiator.livejournal.com]

Inspired. I've got chills.

[justpinkpastel.livejournal.com]

I think that lots and lots of glitter needs to be in there. Glitter. All over. So much glitter that you will find some still on you two weeks after the ritual.

[teddyradiator.livejournal.com]

So much glitter that you will find some still on you...

On my WHAT?

[justpinkpastel.livejournal.com]

Well, that's for you to tell us... with pictures!

[tudorpot.livejournal.com]

Peacock feathers my dear.

[teddyradiator.livejournal.com]

NICE touch!!!

[morethansirius.livejournal.com]

~Squees for you.~

No rituals required. Just celebrate the fun and run with it! I just can't wait for the Exchange to start. It's like waiting for Christmas.

[teddyradiator.livejournal.com]

Yep, it's turning into a right old monster - but I'll be done on time! Yep... I'll be done.... eeep!

[morethansirius.livejournal.com]

Just a bit of advice...
If you do go with the peacock feathers in your ritual, you might want to read Shiv's post first. Apparently they are scratchy little buggers. Wouldn't want you hurting anything important!

[teddyradiator.livejournal.com]

And therein lies the rub... hey, I just made a ....

god, I read too much smut.