My apologies for laughing my ass off at your misfortune. I too have attended this wedding, but ours at least were my husbands redneck family members so it felt sincere versus that crap you had to sit through. But I remember thinking, I dressed in my Sunday finest to sit on hay and eat hot dogs?" At ours, the toasts were done with cans of beer. It was all so absurd. Sorry you had to waste your time, but hey, wine and pizza makes it all good. It will be interesting to see what she does with her next wedding. :)