So, um, is she a city girl? Were there no barns that didn't house animals available? Were they not allowed to decorate it a few days ahead of time?? I have so many questions that will remain unanswered. I have been to numerous barn parties in my life, and a smattering of yee-haw weddings with rustic...charm...in abundance, but I've never seen anyone make people stand in the rain.

Was it Memphis bbq?? And I don't know how she survived the lynching if the sweet tea was weak. You are in the deepest south, amiright?